Life In A Nutshell

“Nobody exists for a reason. No one belongs to a particular place. We all are going to die anyway. So, come in. Have a beer.”

I will say, is it happy hour yet? There was only one thing wrong with this but it is so minimal, it becomes irrelevant. Words to live by. Life!

Crowded In The Middle

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Move over.
To where?
I don’t know, just move.
I mean, to where, to the right or to the left, center, back, front?
To wherever.
I can’t, it is too crowded over here. Where are you?
In the middle somewhere, trying to get to the front to get some sun.

The Simple Life of Two Cows

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Gruyeres, Switzerland

Dude, have you seen the people?
Which people?
The people. Look up. The one’s walking by right in front of your nose.
Was I supposed to see the people? No, I don’t see any person. I am too busy eating.
Geez Louise, you and food.
And your problem is?!