Crowded In The Middle

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Move over.
To where?
I don’t know, just move.
I mean, to where, to the right or to the left, center, back, front?
To wherever.
I can’t, it is too crowded over here. Where are you?
In the middle somewhere, trying to get to the front to get some sun.

The Simple Life of Two Cows

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Gruyeres, Switzerland

Dude, have you seen the people?
Which people?
The people. Look up. The one’s walking by right in front of your nose.
Was I supposed to see the people? No, I don’t see any person. I am too busy eating.
Geez Louise, you and food.
And your problem is?!