The Skill I Didn’t Know I’d Forgotten

The most extraordinary thing happened the other day. A friend invited me to go to a concert. She was going to pick me up, but she had never been to my home before. A few days earlier, she had asked for my address, and I gladly gave it to her.

On the day of the event, she texted me to say what time she would arrive and reminded me to be ready since she lives about 25 to 30 minutes away, give or take. I got ready, went downstairs, and waited for her to arrive.

A few minutes later, she called and asked for directions. She wanted to know if she should turn onto one street, then another, and then another. I was surprised because I just drive there automatically, and everyone else usually uses GPS. I asked if she had GPS, and she told me she couldn’t use it while talking to me. I thought, “Come on now, yes you can.” You can use GPS while on a conversation.

She kept asking whether she should turn right or left at various intersections. I was completely confused. Honestly, I didn’t know the exact turns because driving home is automatic for me. She was lost for so long that I finally decided to walk to the main street, thinking I might spot her there.

Still nothing.

At that point, I wondered: Where in the world could she be?

I decided to keep walking toward the main street, figuring it would be easier to meet her there while we stayed on the phone. The whole time, I was intrigued. Why was she having so much difficulty finding the place when she supposedly had GPS? It literally tells you where to go: turn right, turn left, make a U-turn. Recalculating. Recalculating.

We went back and forth for quite a while as I tried to guide her using landmarks rather than street numbers. Eventually, I spotted her car, and she spotted me. I got in, we greeted each other, and it was then that I realized what had been going on all along.

She wasn’t using GPS. She doesn’t believe in the technology and avoids leaving digital data behind. She doesn’t want the government collecting information about her movements. I found this especially ironic because she was calling me on the very device she was trying not to be tracked through—her cellphone.

I was startled, surprised, and honestly a little amazed that there are still intelligent people out there who refuse to use GPS. Instead, she was navigating the old-fashioned way—with a map and handwritten directions.

When I finally understood what was happening, I was genuinely stunned.

My friend wasn’t fighting with her GPS. She didn’t have one running at all. Instead, she had done something I hadn’t seen in years: she— with her husband’s help—, had mapped the route herself. Before leaving home, she studied the roads, wrote down directions, and set out with nothing more than a piece of paper and her memory.

For a moment, I felt as though I had stepped into a different era.

What surprised me most wasn’t that she got lost. It was that she even knew how to attempt the journey that way. Somewhere between smartphones, navigation apps, and satellite guidance, I had quietly surrendered an entire skill set without noticing.

The truth is, if you asked me to drive across town with nothing but a map, I would probably stare at it the way a medieval scholar might stare at a spaceship manual.

As she described how she planned her route, memorized key turns, and adjusted when things didn’t go as expected, I realized I wasn’t listening to someone who was behind the times. I was listening to someone using a skill I no longer possessed.

It made me wonder what other abilities we have handed over to technology so completely that we’ve forgotten we ever had them.

Need directions? GPS.
Need a phone number? Contacts.
Need to remember an appointment? Calendar alerts.

At some point, convenience became dependence. And that’s when an uncomfortable thought crossed my mind: if civilization lost GPS tomorrow, my friend would probably make it home just fine.

I’m not nearly as confident about myself.

Just a Routine Bank Visit… Until It Wasn’t

At the bank on Saturday…

The teller looked at me and said, “Ma’am, can I tell you something?”

Immediately, I thought, Oh no. What did I do? Did I sign in the wrong place? Did I accidentally do something stupid? I knew it couldn’t be none of it. What could it be?

So I nervously replied, “Go ahead.”

He smiled and said, “I just want to tell you that my mom is way younger than you, and she doesn’t even come close to looking as you do. You look way too young. Mesmerizing. You look amazing”

I nearly fell off my chair. At that point, I turned the color of pimentón — red pepper in English. I was shocked, startled, embarrassed, amazed and suddenly aware that the entire bank had stopped what they were doing. Every head seemed to swivel in my direction. Everyone was listening. Everyone was staring. I was like, Huh, wait. Did he? What’s happening?

“Oh!” I said, giggling and blushing. “That’s so sweet. Thank you! I appreciate it.” Trust me, if I were white, I would be bright red right now.

The teller — a young Cuban man in his 20’s — doubled down.

“No, seriously. You look so much younger and beautiful” His face lit up with a smile longer then a fruit tray. I swear, my drooling filled a bucket and then some and he perhaps thought, I was the perfect chocolate flower — if there is such a thing — he ever saw.

“Thank you!” I replied, trying not to melt into the floor.

Then he asked, “Do you do anything special?”

I said, “Yes. I stay out of the sun.”

He nodded and said, “I’ve heard that a lot.”

A few minutes later, I got into the car and I told my friend about the whole exchange. She was absolutely dying laughing. She could not contain herself, bust in a uncontrollably train of laughter vibrating the neighborhood.

Without missing a beat, she asked, “Well… did you ask for his number?”

I looked at her and said, “Girl, I was too busy accepting my complimentary anti-aging award… NO! I am not a pedophile.” My friend nearly fell out of the car laughing, again.

That bank visit started as a routine errand and somehow turned into a public youthfulness testimonial.  I promise not to tell his mother or play that movie again. Well, just a little secret… deep down, I thought it was cute. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a little flattery now and then?

Better yet, I am living proof of the saying, “Black don’t crack!” Needless to say, the story became front-page news at our weekly Sunday brunch. They all wanted to know why I didn’t get his number. I’m a little slow—I haven’t quite caught up with the program yet. What can I say?!

Dear Kairo, I showed Her Kindness

I was at church this morning. I decided to sit in the garden area at one of the tables as I waited for someone. My eyes were closed, taking in the breeze, meditating, just chilling. Or so I thought.Then this lady, we had been on the same meeting but it was the first time I had seen her, came along — oh, Jesus — and decided to make herself at home right where I was sitting. Clearly, God was testing my patience. It is Lent, after all, and the devil was trying me. She wanted to converse. She came with a lot of sheets, and I… well, I didn’t.

She: “The air is so beautiful, calm and quiet.”
Me (eyes closed, quietly): “Yes.”
She: “I wonder if the seminarian is still here.”

I was thinking, *what in the fruit-loop world is she talking about?* I didn’t reply because I had no idea who she meant. Meanwhile, the priest walked by. She asked him and got her answer. I thought that settled it. We’re done. Let me be.

Nope. Not enough.

She kept going and going and going. I would vaguely reply, ignoring her as often as I could, but then…

She: “Are you praying?”
Me: “Yes.”
She: “Oh, I am sorry.”
Me: “That’s okay.”

Now, you would think we were squared away. Case closed, right? She would move to one of the other four empty tables.

Nope.

She stayed. She put her phone on speaker and started singing because she needed to call Patricia. Oh, Jesus.

Apparently, Patricia had invited her to the 11 o’clock mass so she could hear her singing, but then she realized Patricia had already called, left her a voicemail, so no call was needed. She would call her later.

We’re done now, right?

Nope.

She went on again like the Energizer Bunny, talking about baptism, Catholicism, and other things. And all I kept praying was, “Lord, give me the chalupas… grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” The devil was trying me hard.

I felt like screaming and telling her to shut the front door and go away — but I didn’t. I quiet the noise and patiently went along with the script.

I had options, though:

1. I could have easily moved to another table.
2. I didn’t want to make her feel bad, so I stayed.
3. I was there first and didn’t ask for company. My eyes were closed, lady. So technically, she could have left.

Next time, I’ll just run inside the church. Ciro, our pianist, was playing.

Yours in soft lighting,
Eloi Ahoy