In the section of I would not be caught dead doing this category…
What is wrong with this picture? Why my friend? There are so many tanning salons around nowadays. Why not ask Snooki? She would have given you pointers! Oops, there is until after she delivers the baby. She gave up drinking!
Welcome to Summer. It officially arrived earlier today!
I would not be caught dead doing this.
The picture says it all. I just don’t know what the driver was thinking? That no other car needed to park close to my almighty Beemer? Or I am too sexy for the parking lot. Or touch me if you can. Or I am a Beemer so beat it! Or I am jerk I don’t know how to park. Or I am jerk, this is the way I park and I can’t care less what you think or feel! Whatever it was, he needed to be conscious that parking lots are public meaning, for everybody. They should be shared. This is the reason why there are dividers, you stay here and stay there. One spot per car and not one car per two spots. Humility, not a word. It is the thing of the past!
Ticket anyone?!
ludlum drive 
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