I received this today from WordPress. Funny, I was oblivious to date when I began blogging. Now, you have it. I hope to continue entertaining you with beautiful stories and posts many more years to come. Slow and steady we go!
Tid + Bits
What Are They Doing To Good Ole Saint Nicholas?
Santa Claus may be rolling on his grave. Oh wait. He is not really dead. He is a make-believe dude living in our fantasies who goes around homes every 24 months or so delivering gifts to a less suspecting crowd, kids. Yes, it is my story and I am sticking to it.
Yeah, it is his legs alright but was there a need to scare the beegees out of us? Huh, no. Fool me. I can just imagine. It could potentially spell nightmare to a little kid. Seriously, isn’t there a better decor? The vehicle is probably upset at its owner. Which car wants to have an old dude two legs hanging behind his tail during Christmas?
Poor Santa. He had no say on this one. Could not even offer a gift, oops bribery. He must have been tired from delivering all those gifts around the hood and without help… Mama mia, where is the reindeer when you need it anyway?
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Driving Miss Daisy
In the I Would Not Be Caught Doing this, oops I mean my dog, category, dogs are being taught how to drive in new Zealand. Yeah, I can just imagine the scenario. Driving up 95 N and see a dog in the driver seat. Holy Chihuahua give me some chalupas. I would run to the Petsmart faster then a bullet and ask for a collar. Hope they will make better drivers then we humans. Some people here in my heck of the wood could benefit from this, let their dog do the driving! I swear one of these days, the alarm clock will be replaced by a robot tapping you to weak up. Too cute but very dangerous!
ludlum drive 
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