My Very Own Senior Moment

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At The Office

I walked to the supply cabinet located a few steps away from my cubicle, in the support team area, and opened each of the three drawers searching for paper clips. I was able to find everything else but the item I was looking for.

“Excuse me; does anyone have paper clips to spare me some?” I asked the guys. “I believe we run out it.”

“Sure! “, said Steve while tossing his box to me. “But there are some in one of the drawers. I believe the on the first drawer.”, he quipped.

“No; what do you mean? I just went through all, one by one and I can’t find any”.

“Yap, they are there; I have seen them yesterday when I grabbed my box.”, he continued.

(Them? Yesterday? huh!)

“I can’t see it; where?”

“Right there, on the cabinet, on one of the drawers but anyway, you can still use mine; I don’t mind”

“All I see are boxes of staples and I am looking for paper clips”, I replied.

Before I was able to finish the sentence, the group erupted in laughter; they had this typical smirk on their faces that made me feel this small. Perplexed, I murmured to myself, “what! Am I missing something?”

The top drawer was still open. I turned around and there they were, all nine boxes, closely wrapped in plastic; one was missing – I believe taken by Steve. It read in big white letters on the red background STAPLES = #1 paper clips

Duh! Ding, ding, ding; someone please pass me the binocular. I wonder what Maxine would have to say about it. I really made her proud. What a goof!

Wicked Dish; Just Chatting!

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04:54 PM
i am turning into one noisy b and i don’t like it
why do you thing that…?
curiosity killed the cat
cause i asked the dude all of these ?s
and it is not me
well, as long as they’re not “personal” or “intimate” questions, then it’d be creepy
to get into someone’s private issues
maybe you’re just a gossip queen…?
no i am not and i hate it
but sometimes it’s good
but the conversation just came up yesterday
and today she showed up
oh well who cares
i mean, how many times have you gone out with everyone from the dept and
found out information through them…? and now that you’ve stopped going to
lunch, you don’t know what’s going on…?
5:00PM
exactly, who cares! if it was an issue for him, he wouldn’t have told her to come
by the office
that’s true but not personal issues and i  am actually asking
that’s true
well, it’s good that you found out where she was from, because if he didn’t tell
you about her and just introduced you,  you would have been like, “wow, I’ve never seen such pale skin and blonde hair on any local girl”….
you are so bad
she looks siberian like siberiannnn
hey, if local girls looked like that, then I would propably have gone to the
islands to find me a girl.
siberian like siberiannnn…?? What does that even mean…?
like she was ready to wrestle a grizzly bear…?
siberiannnn like that…?
that’s it
or fight a cougar…?
bear
but not a brown bear, right…?
not even a black bear
maybe white bear…
and she’d be riding it…
white bear and they go on the mountain and get dirty
holding a sword and a shield and wearing a viking hat, sort of like in those old vodka
adverstiments…
i don’t believe i am listening to this
5:05 PM
i better stop it
we better stop
yeah, I don’t know what you’re talking about…
not p correct
nothing I’ve said, maybe you
if you know what I mean
no… actually I don’t
hee hee hee
lord hv mercy you r terrible
bad, bad, bad person
don’t say that. I’m going to leave…!
Jesus loves me…!
you’re the one who’s paying penance to church
you are committing a sin
singing and praying for all the wicked things you’ve done
lord have mercy on your soul
i’ll pray to jesus for you. i’ll ask him to have compassion on you.
i am just shaking my head
Jesus doesn’t like that
no comment
no comment? You? Lord???
5:10 PM
yes, there’s only so much I can do with jesus jokes before I fear I’ll be punished
lol
but God is not someone to be feared. he is a loving God, a happy God, a God with a sense of humor
a God I can joke around with, like a friend
that’s why he likes me
are you preaching?
no, I’m just convincing myself that God loves me.
lol
despite how horrible a person I may have been
maybe he laughs at my jokes, too
i am laughing, isn’t that good?

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